Cindy Crawford

Cindy Crawford Topless Bikini Pictures

In 1990, I had my first sexual experience when George Michael released the greatest music video ever “Freedom“. It starred Cindy Crawford and a few other top models of the time. Sure I was alone, but in my perverted little head, I was in the bathtub with Cindy, scrubbing her down, making sure that every nook and cranny wasn’t left untouched. Now maybe that doesn’t qualify as being a real sexual first experience but it sure beats clumsy sex in my mom’s station wagon, so I’m sticking with it! Anyway, here’s Cindy sunbathing topless on a yacht in St. Tropez and as you can see, she still looks amazing. Glad to see that she’s keeping that MILF body of hers in shape!

Cindy Crawford: Now That’s A Woman!

I remember being in grade six drooling over my desk while looking at Cindy Crawford pics. Not much has changed because I’m looking at her new pics and I ‘m now drooling on my laptop. Man, they don’t make woman like they used to. I’m glad to see her back in action and want to thank Maxim for doing something right with their mag. I haven’t picked one up in a while because their covers bored me, but now that Cindy is on, I’m going to buy a subscription.

Ever wondered how to score a model like Cindy Crawford? Well, make sure you’re very wealthy, very handsome and psychotic enough to jump off huge boats into shark infested waters. OK, I’m not sure if the water is shark infested but if it were I bet Cindy’s husband would be the first in there. One could only hope.

Cindy Crawford Makes Me Sweat To The Oldies

I dont know many 38 year old women but if more looked like Cindy Crawford, you wouldn’t need fertility drugs because I’d be one busy man.

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Jessica Alba Bikini Picture

Being a Jessica Alba fan, I expect a lot from her. So when she’s on a beach in a bikini, I want be excited to the point where walking upright in tight jeans could get me arrested for indecency. Unfortunately, these pictures are as lame as it gets. Not to fret. We still have our trusty 2005 Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures to keep our blood pumping in all the right places.

I know I just posted some Jessica Alba bikini shots but, admittedly, they were kind of lame and really not up to Hollywood Tuna standards. Here are some better ones. Much much better ones… That’s right, it’s Jessica Alba, half-naked with her beautiful ass in the air! Oh it’s gonna be a great new year…

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Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures

Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures

It’s no secret that I’m not a huge fan of Cameron Diaz. Face it folks, most media reports say she’s not a very nice person, so why should I like her? Well I hate to admit it, but I think I found a reason. That reason being the sight of her, from behind, in a bikini, as pictured above. Wow! It looks like her breakup with Justin Timberlake has kicked her body back into gear, because when she was dating him I seem to remember her jiggle factor being much higher. I wonder why most women let their bodies go when they get into long term relationships anyway? Oh yeah, now I remember. The only exercise they get ends up being sex once every 3 months – motionless sex.

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Paris Hilton’s Public Bikini

Paris Hilton’s Public Bikini Shower Scene

It’s always easy to spot celebrities. Just looks for the largest, most ridiculous pair of overpriced sunglasses, and there you go. Which brings me to Paris Hilton, seen here hanging out at Bondi Beach in Australia with her friend Kim Kardashian. Is it me, or is does it look like she’s posing for the paparazzi while showering? It’s like she has no concept of how real people are supposed to act in public.

Anyway, I’ve actually been to that beach when I visited Sydney a few years back, and let me tell you those waves were pretty powerful. I remember getting thrown around like a rag doll in the surf. I hope that Paris met the same fate when she had a dip. Why not? We’d all like to see her get a good spanking, but she’s too old for that now, so hopefully nature can do the job for us.

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Paris Hilton's Pictures

Paris Hilton Bikini Pictures

Paris Hilton was just released from jail and what better way to do some fundraising for one of her new “charitable causes” than to head out to the beach in a tiny bikini. This is the new and improved Paris Hilton people! OK, I don’t really care what Paris does. All I care about are celebrities who show some skin and look good while doing it. And bottom line Paris looks good in a bikini. I hate to admit it but trust me, she’s better off slutting it up in a bikini than out saving the world.

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Michelle Marsh

Michelle Marsh is Topless and Running

I have no idea what the hell is going on in these pictures of Michelle Marsh at the beach, but I take comfort in the fact that it looks like she really doesn't either. She has two giant pumpkins growing out of her chest, so it's hard to imagine that she'd have no idea where her top is. Maybe it was that fox on Dora the Explorer. Oh that Swiper, he's so sneaky!

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Paris Hilton Isn't Hungry

Officials at the Lynwood jail have threatened to put Paris on a feeding tube if she continues to refuse to eat. Paris, 25, who was listed at 110 pounds when she entered jail, now reportedly weighs 100 pounds.

After she was transferred back, Paris refused to eat. Staff became worried as she seems very thin with her bones poking out. She was also very weak and lethargic. They threatened to put her on an intravenous drip to rehydrate her and give her some nourishment unless she started eating. She has since managed to get a little food down, but doctors are closely monitoring her."

It's times like these when I wished I worked in that jail. I'd take Paris her food, hold it through the bars, then snatch it back real fast when she tried to reach for it. I'd do that for a while then I'd do the thing where I pretend I'm about to drop it, then laugh and tell the guards she refused to eat. Then I'd put in her feeding tube and fill her with warm nutritious goodness. Like battery acid.

Nicky and Kathy Hilton worrying and holding a vigil at the Free Paris rally. Oh wait, no, I mean "out shopping".

Paris Hilton is Released From Jail Again

I couldn't sleep tonight and now I know why. My body wanted to keep me awake so I could receive this really good news from TMZ:

After 23 days in jail, Paris Hilton is finally a free woman.

The heiress was released from prison shortly after midnight on Tuesday. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that Paris has lost nearly 10 pounds during her stay and that on her way out of jail, she stopped to change clothes in a public restroom that "smells rancid."

Sources also tell TMZ that Lynwood jail is happy to see Paris go and they hope that now things can get back to normal. Don't we all.

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Why do people always refer to the Retarded Ostrich as "the heiress?" Why not "the herpes spreader" or "cum crusted saggy eyelid-girl" or "puke?" those descriptions seem to make more sense, and you don't need to bother with that pesky "i before e, except after c" rule.

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Celeb Gossip

"Gigli" might be plagued by bad buzz, but the media beast known as Bennifer puts on a happy face for the film's premiere. Jennifer Lopez, once again using the miracle of double-sided sticky tape, pores herself into a plunging chocolate-colored chiffon Gucci gown, accessorizing with an oyster-shell purse, blue chandelier earrings, and a brand new yellow diamond ring. Unfortunately, the future Mrs. Affleck's raccoon-like eye makeup, blah nude lips, and flattened face-framing tendrils of hair mar her otherwise fabulous look. Ben, who's looking more plastic with each passing day, styles a navy Yves Saint Laurent suit, a blue shirt, grey tie, and George Hamilton's tan.

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If there was a prize for best stomach-sucking at a photo op, Kim Cattrall would be a shoo-in for first prize. The newly single "Sex and the City" star storms the Hamptons in a French sailor-style striped halter top and a matching ruched skirt that shows off her toned tummy. Cattrall slips her pedicured toes into a pair of silver slides, which she contrasts with gold earrings and a gold-hued fringe purse.


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Angelina Jolie goes Goth at the premiere of "Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life," slinking down the red carpet in a sophisticated cowl-necked Ungaro gown and sexy Manolo Blahnik heels. The sultry siren wears her hair in a very Lara-like long ponytail, which draws one's eyes to her bare back and newest tattoo, which she had inked on in Thailand last April. The five columns of ancient Cambodian script on her left shoulder are said to ward off bad luck. Too bad they didn't help the film's tepid opening weekend grosses.

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